Light Novel - Ascendance of a Bookworm

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All seriousness I found this on reddit

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What if you... must keep a low profile.

But god said... (rotating yellow light)

"Moe kicking out barney from bar" meme.

Moe: Myne's guardians.

Barney: Myne's crazy antics.

Barney, returning from the other door: Rozemyne's crazy magical antics.

Death knocking at door meme.

Opened doors, blood spilling out from the rooms: Benno, Ferdinand, Sylvester.

Death knocking at the next door: Post-gremlin stress disorder.

From the part where she gives the guildmaster Freida's hairpins:

"Now now, wait a moment. I would like you to deliver them to Freida directly. She was very happy to have befriended a girl her age. I myself was overjoyed that she finally made a friend in her age group."

Wow... Freida made her first friend, huh? I don’t know who it is, but congratulations, I thought to myself, not really thinking about it too hard, when suddenly Benno crouched next to me and whispered into my ear.

"...You ended up friends with that geezer’s granddaughter?"

Oh, Myne... X-D

"Keep your guard up until the taunadel runs out of spines", Ferdinand said. "Each spine is poisonous, so getting stabbed would not be ideal."

"Yes, sir!" the knights barked again, all wearing stony expressions.

My ears twitched at his words. "Erm, Ferdinand... It seems to me that the poisonous spines are all jabbing into the fish. Will the meat still be edible?"

"I do not know," he replied curtly.

I took a sharp breath despite myself and cried, "What do you mean, you don't know?! I want you to teach me how to dissect the fish, not fight them!"

Gloomy Mr. Incredible meme.

When a kid aims at you with a water gun: (Smile.)

When her name is Rozemyne: (Gloom and doom)

(Flash fiction by me)

Rozemyne (wearing a SWAT helmet, umpire uniform and a bulletproof vest): Let's go, I'm ready!
Ferdinand: What on Earth are you wearing?
Rozemyne: Fish cooking gear.

Gloomy Mr. Incredible meme.

Receiving scoldings from Ferdinand: Everything's fine.

NOT receiving scoldings from Ferdinand: Doom and gloom.

Run away balloon meme.

Person reaching for balloon: Rozemyne.
Balloon: Sea food.
Pink monster holding person back: Politics.

"But Ferdinand", asked Karstedt, "what makes you so confident that Rozemyne will succeed at a tea party this time?"

Tapping his temple, Ferdinand responded calmly. "I used the memory searching magic tool to find the cause for Rozemyne's unpredictable behavior, and after weeks of searching, we finally found a solution."

"Oh, what is it?"

"It turns out that all Rozemyne requires is a particular concoction whose specifics she learned by chance in her past life; it is far more difficult to prepare than a jureve, but the ingredients can easily be obtained."

At that moment a white bird landed on the table. After Ferdinand cast Ordonnanz the bird spoke three times with Rozemyne's voice:

"Good news, everyone! The tea party concluded without incidents!"

"Amazing!" shouted Sylvester, butting in the conversation. "Ferdinand, you have to tell me, what is this new concoction you made?"

"Rozemyne calls it 'Adderall.'"

"That's the second time I've failed to finish a baptism ceremony [due to fainting]. Hopefully there won't be a third time..." (Part 3, vol. 1)

Chibi Myne: And that my friends, is what we in the writing biz call "foreshadowing."

Spongebob imagination meme.

Rozemyne, how did you manage to destroy your very own furniture and even your bedroom ceiling?

Spongebob, materializing a rainbow out of thin air: Imagination!

Black guy stopping meme

Hot girl: "Book loving friend."
White guy: Rozemyne
Black guy stopping him: "Fainting in public."

"Very well, Rozemyne", said Ferdinand. "Now that you got your mana clumps dissolved, you will be able to train properly."

Imagination:

(Rocky music in the background)

"Come on, Rozemyne, punch those bags!" said Bonifatius, before telling me to run other 5 laps.

"She's got the blessing of Angriff, the god of war", he said to Ferdinand. "Who would say that she'd become such a great fighter at her age?"

(Cut to mountain climbing)

"You can do it, Rozemyne, we're near the top of the mountain!"

"I can do it, I can do it!"

(Cut to scene of martial arts training)

"Hyyyya!!!"

(crash)

"I did it! I did it, Ferdinand! I smashed those wood blocks with my bare hands!"

Reality:

"Now walk back to your room without your high beast. You should be able to do that now."

"But Ferdinand, my legs hurt so much already!" T_T

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