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Bud Bundy reportedly inconsolable

Rad

First “resisters” I’ve had respect for

And literally everyone failed to rise to the occasion.

Don’t point this out to them. They’ll just respond, outraged, that by going to cute little marches (parades) they’re doing all they can-

Come on, if they actually do something they might GET IN TROUBLE! Then all the bad things that are definitely going to happen to them might happen to them.

They’re right. What are you waiting for? Some opportunity where it will be easy and you somehow won’t be at risk?

Old Man Trump by Woody Guthrie until I swerve into oncoming traffic

Been waiting on this one since it was called “Spellbound.” Had assumed development hell had gotten the best of it.

Yeah, but you’re roughly the size of a barge.

Liberals in 2025 are a lost cause.

Without question, Global Village Coffeehouse, Corporate Gen-X Cyber, and Utopian Scholastic.

Take me the fuck BACK.

Start throwing punches.