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Basically title, every bit of online dating nowadays is either Match or Meta, and we're all about breaking corporate chains right?

So these are the thoughts I had:

1. Matches based on simple user selection: age range, lifestyle, hobbies etc. None of that dumb algorithm stuff that makes you reset your profile every month.

2. ActivityPub protocol so that anyone can run their own instance, but can also be blocked if anything heinous happens.

3. E2EE for messaging (and anything else if it's possible).

4. Someone wrote an open-source anti-CSAM script for Lemmy recently, I hope we could adapt that to our use.

5. Just, like, everyone have a good time on this app, we're here for love lol

I am not a coder, so I would have no idea how to do this, but I wonder about the interest in such a creation. Maybe some of you out there could make something I could use to get a date (pls).

I wish I was just like them <3

In other news, I now have the ability to screenshot, and access to a warp tool. My shitposting powers grow by the minute.

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And got the hots for some soup!

I am convinced that this episode gave rise to the goo fetish we all know (and love).

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Well you got caught with a killer dwarf! Well, how 'bout that? Well babies, don't you panic.

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright! I'll get you a galactic mechanic.

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A good trader always knows when to exploit the youths.

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I am a servant of the secret [f a m i l y], wielder of the flame of [f r i e n d s h i p]! The [s c a r y t h u n d e r] will not avail you, flame of [m y o w n p r e d e c e s s o r s]! Go back to the [s k y]!

Do you really need a lightning monster to bring your community together? What implications does this have for us? Do we need a lightning monster?

Since y'all are so much better at the history and lore of Star Trek, I've decided to start crowdsourcing my memes! (Especially after the very embarrassing miss of Finger.) If you've got any ideas for future episodes, shoot me a message!

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I'm a big girl now!

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I wish I knew how to quit you.

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He didn't choose Ferengi life, Ferengi life chose him.

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What do you mean, nobody was ever in any danger?

Credit for the background goes to costume-works.com. I stole their idea for a children's Halloween costume and turned it into an obscure Star Trek meme. Isn't the internet weird sometimes?

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I know it probably doesn't come across well, but that's Bashir behind the Spy mask. Look, they can't all be winners.

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