rbamgnxl5

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Source: once let the wife set the temp while showering. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] rbamgnxl5@lemm.ee 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have uttered the phrase, "ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN MY DICK OFF WHAT THE HELL!?!!"

Literal interpretation in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] rbamgnxl5@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

Kinky girl with a heart of gold and panties of brown.

Homeboy found the keeper of all keepers, if she'll share poopix, she'll probably do all sorts of stuff, she's just waiting for her moment to shine!

What would this list look like for your generation? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] rbamgnxl5@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This works so very well. Turn them from fun to cringe with one irritating parent move.

I threatened to get a Sigma Dad tshirt and wear it to my son's school. He's since stopped with all the sigma stuff.