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The poor Onion can only tell actual news stories now

I’m just sitting here watching the end of the world

Yeah it’s just full on dystopia

No shit

We all know the worst thing to hear when your underage is mild swears!

Verbal abuse though? That’s fine!

/s obviously

And nothing of value was lost

That’s bonus points, Thatcher is the second target

I don’t live in a blue state sadly, I can’t trust myself with a weapon because I know what would happen if I had one. So for me, I have to consider leaving everything behind just to be safe

Sadly we have to watch this dumpster fire go on while either planning to pick up the pieces once it’s over or you make a run for the border in hopes of saving yourself

I haven’t seen a future for this country for a while now

Just enforce laws around stealing others work and regurgitative artificial idiots wouldn’t even exist to be a problem cause they could not exist.

Yeah what new lore dropped?