JWBananas

Clearly if the architects had seen [any] [sci-fi] [ever] they would have come up with the idea to shunt that excess energy into ad-hoc shields for poor Ensign Redshirt.

Okay, I didn't expect all of the examples to be from Stargate. But they certainly like that trope.

Enjoy the lurking!

Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

To get to the other side?

Rick. MF. Berman.

The Science Vulcan Directorate has determined that time travel is not fair

I was today years old when I finally realized that the fate of Boimler's transporter clone was directly related to that particular conspiracy.

And he has zero sense of humor.

It took me over a decade to realize he was referring to the movie version of the character.

That's one of the hallmarks of a great actor. It isn't easy to make the audience truly hate your character.

One orange braincell

While you're at it, buy yourself a commemorative plate.

Now WHERE THE HELL ARE THE DAMN MOOPSY PLUSHES ALREADY?!

Look.

I've dined at Michelin Star restaurants. And I appreciate the finer things in life.

But if someone invites me to McDonald's, I'm still going.