ButtholeSpiders

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[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’ll give this a try, it does sound strange but might be a nice change of pace. Right now I’m worried the pools going to overflow from all of tonight’s rain. 😣

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I’ve realized you can only walk around the house doing chores so much, or the more likely being stuck inside with monsoon rains outside might be making me tense lol. Maybe it’s hurricane Hillary.

It really does, I keep shifting around and standing but it’s so damn humid today.

Or you could stay, there’s no shame friend.

But, that’s how they become pine cone shaped.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A Klingon doesn’t skip leg day’s.

Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor.

I figured it was a hilariously macabre joke, I wish I lived in the area to get his signature.

That’s like telling me, water is wet… No shit.

Make it optional for starters, followed by compensation for gas for anyone coming in.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

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