Asklemmy

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

There's this old lady who sits in one spot all day and eats human bone dust.

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

smack the pads to make sounds and win with high score!

And thats why yo mama dead

You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to become fix things to open a door and escape. There’s way more squatting and flashlights than necessary.

16 year old game with ps1 graphics. got major update over 3 years ago in steam.

Your surgeon abandons you while you're unconscious, and when you wake up you gradually escalate from killing spiders to killing orphans.

I built a nice home here with my industrious underlings helping me build my dream lair. If it wasn't for these god damned intruders who call themselves "Heroes" who want to evict me.

Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.

You start out as a taxi driver but end up as a major player in a conflict between two warring pizza restaurants.