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no you cant tell anyone youre going to die, you have 24 hours starting now

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[–] SIC_Guy@poa.st 4 points 1 year ago

@jackpot @asklemmy I'd just do what I normally do but make sure to leave behind a detailed list of what to do with my weebshit when gone.

...its going to be weird dying at work...

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Burn corpo shit

[–] nei7jc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I would probably die

[–] BURN@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Celebrate, make sure there’s some legal framework for all my stuff to go to my younger brothers and then probably drink/smoke/do whatever drugs I can find to make the last few hours as nice as possible.

I lost the will to keep fighting a long time ago. I’m not actively hoping for death, but it’s not something I’d be unhappy about encountering.

[–] aCosmicWave@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Why can’t I tell anyone? Would they kill me if I did?

[–] cokane_88@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] teydam@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Play bladurs gate and continue on as normal. Maybe drink something nice, listen to my favorite song. It's not me I care about it's my partner who would be left wondering and without an income

[–] Coeus@coeus.sbs 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd try to figure out a way to stop it from happening.

[–] HappySerf@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably the most realistic answer...
Now I'm going to go watch Crank. Again.

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[–] curses@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Finally start smoking pipe tobacco. I've been putting it off as I'm sure it will give me mouth cancer.

[–] elchen00@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Get a second opinion.

[–] bauhaus@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

steal someone’s credit card and go buy a bunch of weed (it’s legal here). after also eating a great meal, I’d go get high in Central Park and just walk around, enjoying the views until I died.

the person would report the card stolen and get the (relatively small) charges stricken/refunded, so I’m not worried about the ethics of that.

[–] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do you have to steal a credit card to do this?

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[–] girltwink@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Carry on spending the weekend in peace. My gf and i had some amazing sex when we woke up this morning, went to the farmer's market, went to some cute shops, did cute gay stuff like holding hands while we walked all around our city. I'm content, for the first time in my life. Dying now wouldn't be so bad.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

IM GONNA POOOOOOST

[–] Flowmango@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

There are a lot of old friends I don’t keep up with aside from major events because, life. I’d call them and tell them I love them because this would be a pretty major event. I’d like to see a few of them too but would prioritize finding ways to laugh and have fun with my family and immediate family.

[–] dbilitated@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

i don't know, probably go say thanks to my parents. take my dog on a really long walk with lots of play time.

[–] marron12@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly, probably not too much. Eat some of my favorite foods, write letters to people I care about, listen to my favorite music. Hopefully be able to enjoy nature one last time. And maybe ingest some mind-altering substances.

[–] Chozo@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've prepared for this scenario. I have my own two minute speech prepared.

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