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[–] auf@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But what if you don't trust yourself?

[–] drive_desaster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it's malware it wouldn't run if you wrote it without realizing

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?

[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 2 points 1 year ago

Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:

[–] eratic@feddit.uk 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device.

https://files.catbox.moe/aqpr1c.jpg

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

just a tip: i believe you can embed images using ![Alt text](https://image.url)

[–] CyberCatBytes@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

I actually don't trust myself enough to code but I do it anyways

[–] neo@lemmy.comfysnug.space 4 points 1 year ago

I sure as shit don't trust me. LOL

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago