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[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 96 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything looks like hacker with syntax highlighting

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just so long as it's in dark mode. Light backgrounds burn my eyes after spending so much time in my mom's basement subsisting only on hotpockets and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on...

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They mean the body pillow.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"We named the dog Natalie Portman."

[–] Streetdog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Or their set of Star Wars Episode 1 commemorative plates.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It very well might be a real exploit. Lemmy was briefly taken down by an XS attack using the emoji library... so who knows, maybe a 3000% smiley face is all that is needed

[–] Fogle@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

I think there a lot of phone scammers that use font size to hide all the shit they're doing. Like they make shit so small so that the old people can't see anything

[–] sar1n@infosec.pub 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dig that color theme though

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

My guess is Monokai?

[–] httpjames@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

This is a rem only household

[–] Synthead@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's fuckin awesome! Subscribed!

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

This has a tech related touch to WTFStockPics on reddit. Wonder if theres a community for that. Quite liked the community.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They used the type of link that goes to where the community would be on your server if someone there had already subscribed. Try the absolute location on lemmy.world to decide whether you're interested or not (and I wonder how long it will take a bot to complain about that link?)

[–] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !veryrealtechpics@lemmy.world

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 1 points 11 months ago

Sorry to tell you this, bot, but the URL works better for people on all but the most populous instances.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's weird. For me it has a full set of posts, most recent a day ago. Maybe it's blocked for you for some reason?

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now if you say it, this somehow never worked for me. Neither with feddit.ch or other account, nor with differrnt apps.

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Odd. Do you get anything from lemmy.world at all? Maybe your ISP is blocking the server?

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 11 months ago

Nah, commenting on posts from lemmy.world works.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Full res (source)

The description:

Someone programming a website in HTML. But also a photo suitable for hackers. ;)

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You joke but I bet font embedding in webpages is like a big open door for hackers to get into your machine.

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean you leave that enabled? 😱

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, it's that or Times New Roman everywhere!

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 11 months ago

(Looks at own screen, which is in fact set up for Times New Roman everywhere. Coughs.)

[–] huaris@discuss.online 1 points 9 months ago

These services empower you to quickly recognize fonts you might want to license or download for free. Once identified, you can visit font platforms like font script to acquire the fonts.