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Take him where? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 40 points 10 months ago

No, you're supposed to take them out for a nice dinner and then maybe a stroll on the beach at night.

[–] danque@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Not even a 'please' or a 'hi'. Not a good example of parenting. This is more like an order than a request.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Idk about you but that's exactly how my dad spoke to me

[–] danque@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

At my household we have mutual respect. If I want something from my dad I have to say 'please' or he will ask if something happened. This goes the other way too, for when he asks if I can get him a movie.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe it is for a hit.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 0 points 10 months ago

Execute order number seek sandra then seek stee seeks

[–] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Maybe he's the delivery driver for a takeout shop?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Paul's never had a girlfriend and thinks his dad still hasn't figured out why.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Here I am having the skills to do stuff like this and I literally beg on my Facebook for people to send me photos they want edited for free and get silence.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

I like the perfect blend between the hair off the background guy and the mother.