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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago

And then, bewilderingly, re-elect you.

[–] tobis@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Man, I wish Lex Luthor was president.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The less cartoonishly evil choice.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

He's actually a genius too

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago

Two good ways to write Lex Luthor:

"There's no way people could be so naive."

"Everyone but me is a complete moron!"

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 17 points 6 days ago

Lex Luthor is to smart to pull out off though. He'd have to lose at least 150 IQ points first.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Half? I dont see a french revolution right now...

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 6 days ago

It's more like 25-30%

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

I mean the entire country is letting him get away with it, one half is doing it enthusiastically.

[–] agelord@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

What is the other half doing, may I ask?

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 week ago

But what did One Direction have to do with it all?

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Superman, where are you?

^^And ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry