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[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

I might be a nerd...

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.

Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha elixir is too obscure to be a nerd just us cool guys putting the fun in function

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

No Gleam either. That's one I'm wanting to try out.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please, direct your hatred for R here:

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Why hate? It allows for easy functional programming with vectorized operations that bind to C for efficiency.

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[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

I'm a single developer and I use it. It's a great way to backup your files on the cloud with versionning.

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[–] Arcity@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

The cool kids use AI to code

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