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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm banned from certain casinos, virtual and IRL, because I work in the gambling industry and my parent company owns them so there is a potential conflict of interest.

Arguably worse than most of the replies here since it is a career choice instead of one act of indiscretion. My company was featured on John Oliver last month lol, I was saying we needed to add it to our branding, "As seen on tv!"

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 4 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Have you ever thought about sneaking in with a disguise for “one last, big score”?

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[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 33 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Reddit. Because, you know, write messages...

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I had an account for over 12 years, they even offered me the opportunity to buy stock prior to launch for being a "power user".

Too bad I like luigi, and here I am

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[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 14 points 20 hours ago

🫡 That’s a badge of honor, right there.

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago

Bold of you to assume that I go to fun places to begin with.

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Various Wetherspoons in England, because I hated queuing for the girls loo, so I'd just run into the men's. Apparently they don't like when you do that.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if you're banned for violating the restroom or more because you didn't respect the integrity of the queue.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

As an American, I reserve the right to drop a deuce in my pants if the queue takes too long…

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[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 13 points 20 hours ago

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

She is banned from multiple restrooms...

I need to meet some British women

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Toilet policing is a bizarre British cultural ritual I honestly doubt I'll ever understand, but it's the sort of quirk that's probably to be expected from that sort of backwards little shithole country.

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[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Huh. I've never seen that before. Men don't mind.

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[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Reddit and Facebook. I tend to make enemies with Nazi’s. And those two websites are protecting them.

[–] Proles_Uprising_Now@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

And they hate our Saint Luigi Mangioni

One Irish Pub (popular chain here in France/Europe) in Avignon cause I puked all over the counter. Although I assume they've forgotten cause it was about 10 years ago... but I also haven't drank in about 5 years so it's not like I care, lol.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 13 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Go karts in Corpus Christi. I like ramming little kids into the walls

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

And are the kids in karts too?

Username checks out.

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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I took part in getting my family kicked out of a Barnes & Noble once. My brothets and I ran around without our shirts on and were yelling. We were caught by staff and they found our parents and told us to leave. Our parents were in a business meeting and were not happy about it.

Dang! What were you even reading?! lol

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Banned for life from the street runoff sewer system in a relatively small city.

A good place to sleep. I’m sorry they did you like that.

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