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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Passwords in movies NEVER adhere to best practices. They’re virtually always a word or phrase that’s all lowercase, has no numbers, no punctuation, etc.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Star Wars EU was nice, some kind of a universe where asymmetric encryption is much less certain than IRL, but at the same time if something is encrypted and you don't have a key or a lot of power, having a "hacker" (a "slicer", an "icebreaker", whatever) won't help.

That wasn't intentional probably, just necessary for good writing. Writer's skill and intelligence usually affect their understanding of computers, if they are writing science fiction.

Except, of course, for a few stupider than most places. "Wraith Squadron"'s bothan hacker being the worst.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I learned this week that Microsoft keeps a copy of your keys when you encrypt your hdd with their software. So you don't need a black hat, all you need is a subpoena.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, if microsoft didnt automatically backup the keys, a simple BIOS/UEFI setting change, or windows update could trip the Secure Boot settings, which would clear all the TPM keys from the system, which means the sysyem would prompt you for the recovery key. I think people value being able retain access to their data over encryption. And to Microsoft's credit, its not exactly a secret, they literally tell you that the key will be uploaded.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

a simple BIOS/UEFI setting change, or windows update could trip the Secure Boot settings they could work around that though, but I still agree that backing up the passphrase to an arguably safe online system is good

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Only a stupid cybercriminal would use Windows

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Or a smart one knowing exactly what they can and can't do touching Windows.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Just for once, I’d like to see Gibbs ask how soon to decrypt the laptop, and Abby tell him, “Literally about 3 million years”.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 1 points 24 minutes ago

3 million? What a weak encryption scheme, proper encryption should take 10^20 years at a minimum.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Cryptography in movies is more akin to magic than to actual cryptography.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Whoever mashes the keyboard best.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

While speaking the proper expositional incantations.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

& computers generally O.O'

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 hours ago

Aren't most things if you know more in those fields than the average joe?