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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 138 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I'm german. I didn't pay jackshit to get my wisdom teeth removed. As soon as a dentist deems it medically necessary, it's fully covered by even the most basic health insurance. Even if it's prophylactic.
Call it communism all you want, but it's great.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago

Anyone smart enough to be here knows socialized healthcare is better for people than the alternative.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As soon as a dentist deems it medically necessary, it’s fully covered by even the most basic health insurance.

Yeah, that's the joke. Americans pull wisdom teeth left and right regardless of whether or not it poses a medical risk, it's a part of their culture. Source: https://www.sciencealert.com/no-you-probably-don-t-need-to-get-your-wisdom-teeth-removed-ever

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (5 children)

For me, they said my wisdom tooth was too impacted, so unless it was causing pain O should just leave it because removing it could damage a nerve and leave part of my face numb.

And I'm in the US, and dentists are constantly trying to upcharge you for whitening and other stuff, so I took that warning seriously.

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[–] lukstru@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why is the tooth Italian and what’s wrong with an Italian tooth??

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

"wisdom teeth"

Dumbest fucking teeth!

[–] Una@europe.pub 90 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] kambusha@lemm.ee 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 29 points 3 days ago

"Words can never hurt me" mfs haven't had their world rocked by the sign language double ender

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

For gesturing in Italian, of course 🤌

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[–] Cort@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I spent way too long looking for Saddam Hussein.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

In every corner of my expensively empty mouth apparently

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

stundents 😭

[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

I had them out at 18 in the Navy. At first I didn't want to have it done, but then looking at the X-ray, I was all about it.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Had 4 done at once. Because asthmatic, had to be done at the hospital because of general anesthetic. 2/10

Was told to eat protein rich diet to support healing, but couldn't chew meats like steak for months due to the risk of breaking my jaw. (Big holes left in bones when teeth removed.)

Invented meat smoothie.

1 steak, medium rare Montreal steak spice. 4 slices bacon 1 spicy italian pork sausage 1 chicken thigh deboned. Salt Water Yogurt

10/10 surprisingly good.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You do realize that whey protein shakes are a thing, right?

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

Not to mention protein from sources other than meat... quinoa, lentils, whole grains, etc.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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What a horrible day to be literate

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My doc only takes 2 out at the same time (from one side), so the patient can chew. 4 sounds risky

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I had all four done with just a couple benzos and local anesthetic. Granted they were reasonably accessible and not impacted. I have vague recollections of making a pun while they were "elevating" one of the teeth. I don't remember the pun, and that's the worst part.

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[–] paperazzi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Meat smoothie sounds terrible. Really terrible.

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[–] scheep@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i thought that was a hand with too many fingers. teeth make more sense.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

That back tooth be like 🤌

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Had six done at once with local anesthesia. Yup, whole two supernumerary teeth.

It sure was an experience that I wouldn't want to experience again.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Loved when my impacted wisdom tooth that looked closely to that exploded in my jaw in 2019. Great times. Real glad my surgery was in February of 2020.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Do they still give you an almost 2 week script of hydrocodone after? I remember watching a lot of magic school bus high as fuck when I was younger for a few days after.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You mean the dentist who, when seeing me, told me immediately they don't prescribe narcotics at that office and then immediately looked guilty when I said that's fine, I just wanted a scrip for the big ibuprofen because taking 4 of the small ones at a time made my stomach sick?

No. No they did not.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ugh, I hate that presumption among healthcare professionals. We're not really in pain, we're all just dRuG sEeKiNg.

I mean, I came to you with a medical problem, which is often solved by or improved by medication, so I guess technically, yes?

And if I'm in such pain that I require narcotics, wouldn't you rather I see a doctor and take it with their supervision, or that I go find a dealer on the street?

I understand there are some people with addiction issues, but allowing a patient (especially one with no drug abuse history) to suffer, on the off chance they might use pain killers for fun, is so fucked up. I already have to jump through hoops to get ADHD medication for the same reason. It seems that in the US, you're assumed to be addicted by default.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Someone always profiting from your misery, is why we can't have nice things.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (4 children)
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My dad's are like that and he went to a dentist a few years ago that told him "we need to get those out of there". My dad was just like "why? They haven't a problem til now and I'm almost 70." He did not go back to that guy.

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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

can someone explain this? I don't get it

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I had that. The 8th (wisdom) tooth grows in that position. At first there's no problem but it starts to create pressure on all other teeth and eventually starts to hurt as it's pushing against the 7th tooth. The solution is to take out wisdom teeth, which is a quite common procedure any way. Don't know what the "infinite money" is about. Maybe this is some USA thing.

[–] HiddenLychee@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Costs like a thousand dollars or more to get them taken out here

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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

Probably because more people keep getting born with wisdom teeth to take out

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[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I lucked out. I never had to have my wisdom teeth removed. I had enough room for them.

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