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[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

“hey, pull my finger”

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Zeeky Boogy Doog!

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Monsieur Incroyable!

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

This is it.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] tauren@lemm.ee 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"As a language model, I'm unable to produce a badass quote."

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago

My only regret, is that I had Boneitis

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[–] bazzett@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

[–] quilan@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I wasn't expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. "I am the very model of a scientist Salarian..."

[–] Geldaran@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."

alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"

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[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm off to... Bombay!

*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*

[–] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Whistle "Pop Goes The Weasel".

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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 9 points 5 days ago

Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

Somebody set up us the bomb!

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important

[–] mrbeano@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

There's no way I'd waste that moment on something serious.

"Skibidi", which would be funny because I'm not that young.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Your enemy is justified in retrospect.

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[–] VerbFlow@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I'll show you true human nature.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Pasta la vista, baby.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

"Pull my finger."

[–] Ideonek@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to

"Superman".

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Delete my browsing history!

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

Click, click <>

[–] Ajel@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Fuck. Now I will never know how that book ends

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

BONZAI!

Would work best if we're in an aircraft and there's a tiny plant nearby, though.

[–] FringeTheory999@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Make THIS great, asshole!

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Something to do with precious bodily fluids

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I don't do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.

in a less serious tone

Hey, Listen!

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Here we go! ( Mario voice)

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Death is light as a feather

Duty heavy as a mountain

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Whoops, had the timer upside down.

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