Vance saw this sexy ass chair And he just had to fuck it. I had to get down and dirty with that fancy seat. The pope tried to get in his way.
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Vance took off his human mask and showed the pope what a demon looks like.
Because the pope deadnamed him.
James Donald Bowman is a massive cuck and deserves to be reminded off his biological father for as long as people in the USA can't choose which gender they prefer.
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The Pope cried out “take me JC!”
Unfortunately his right hand man is a bit hard of hearing, and let JD into the room…
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I mean I don't think I know Vance killed him. See Trump can make stuff up why can't we.
Pope met the antichrist and said I'm outta here.
If JD Vance was actually the antichrist/satan it's super funny we greeted his arrival by calling him a couch fucker.
I wonder what couch fucker is in Latin... might make a great shirt
Probably not because the Pope didn't say thank you. Zelensky is still alive. He probably didn't say please as well.
Sure didn't see this one coming, ironically. Before the pope had passed away I commented this on another post.
Bet the poor Pope couldn't even attend because in addition to his health issues he must have felt the evil pressure oozing from Vance.
Welp, poor Francis. He was a good one, and difficult to replace especially in these uncertain times.
The silver lining is that he really made his last big act in life to admonish Vance, and by extension the Trump admin, about their wrongdoing. He has my gratitude for that.
The flu of America*
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*Formerly known as influenza or Spanish Flu.
Same reason Liz Truss killed the Queen
JD got over excited by how the pontiff choose to couch his words.
Because Biden is catholic
Talking to sex pest Jimmy Dilbert Vance is so exhausting it takes 10 years off your life, the Pope didn't have 10 years left.
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He thought it was the seat of Catholic power and was driven to a frenzy.
As a vampire, he has to drink the blood of a pontif to remain a daywalker.
He should now sparkle in the sun for another...6-8 weeks before needing to feed again.
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The pope realized that no just or loving god would let that couch fucker anywhere near any position of power, so he offed himself out of depression.
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I THOUGHT this was FAKE NEWS but I'm seeing it All Over Facebook so it MUST be True that JD Vance KILLED the Pope!
-Republicans who Do Their Own Research and STILL Love Trump!
Jealousy.
because the pope wouldn't give him his couch
Fancy papal couches that were unfuckable.
That pure malice that emanates from JankyDick is not recommended for anyone over the age of 80.
The pope told JD that no one in the tRump regime, or any other self-proclaimed christian in the USA was anything near being a christian. Per Matthew 25:40-45