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[–] BinzyBoi@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

If you can't pick up after your dog, you don't deserve to be a pet owner.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will not pick up after my dog.

I have cats.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fine, let your cats do the dirty work

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I scoop their poop, it's only fair

[–] pauldrye@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

The Mysterious Poop Chuckers is definitely going to be my next band's name.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Seems like actual justice instead of whats currently happening then, go poop chucker!

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 9 points 1 week ago

Go poop chucker go

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

She’s lucky the chucker is bagging it before chucking it. I don’t think I would go to the effort of vigilante justice, but if I was that aggravated I’d definitely be flinging it out of the bags. And it would be entirely her own dog’s poop.

[–] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes