Meanwhile every Muslim country government bar Yemen: Nah, I don't really feel like it

I mean yeah

Muftis (and scholars) occupy a prominent position in Islam but their departments often sit within the state. They owe their existence to the state governments they're in. Even if this decree carries weight among muslim communities where fatwas are often studied to their minute detail, respective muslim governments ultimately have the final say on whether they're willing to adopt their decree. With leaders like MBS and others, I doubt there's real appetite for change even if the fatwa in question is in line with traditional islamic laws.

Last time they issued a fatwa was in 2017 in response to Larry David's hit play "Fatwa!"

120 years too late

I'm only surprised it took so long. I would have thought they'd done this long ago, or at least considered it as obvious. Haven't they been waging Jihad against Israel since its inception?

Gee, I never would have guessed that would be a result of Israel's actions in Gaza.

Finally

nothing will happen

Fuck all religious leaders. Free Palestine. Religious leaders can suck my ass.