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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How the fuck can a faucet be smart? It's a valve! It turns one way, or it turns the other way! It is only slightly less dumb than the counter top!

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 18 points 3 days ago

But what if the valve was actuated electronically with no manual access?

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yeah but what if you could make it worse? What if you could add the garbage motion sensor that takes ten hand waves to get working? Or add a touch screen that showed you visually how hot or cold the water was and could also show you ads?

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[–] philpo@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And this is why KNX and Home Assistant are a good idea.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It's like the forcefields in the brig on Star Trek. Extremely stupid to not also have bars as a backup in case they fail.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 18 points 3 days ago

I don't understand the idiots who insist on unredundant designs. Especially when it comes to handles. They've literally killed people with that decision.

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[–] VerbFlow@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

"oNe dAy wE wiLL aLL livE iN a sMaRt hOmE. tEcHnOLoGy aLwAyS iMpRoVeS"

[–] applemao@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (5 children)

This is why I go the extra mile to keep iot out of my life. Especially in cars , which is getting hard, but I figure my future cars I'll likely retrofit something old. Newest I'll tolerate is 2014, with no touchscreen.

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[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

The only thing smart I want is a faucet that activates with button OR the knee / foot sensor, and gives water always with a precise programmed temperature and flow.

That and a temperature and timer controlled frying pan.

Well an incinerating toilet that just dries burns my shit using a 340W solar panel would be cool too.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well an incinerating toilet that just dries burns my shit using a 340W solar panel would be cool too.

Gonna smell real bad

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