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[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

He might've been a marketing genius

Oncology... not so much

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

jobs deez nuts

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I was reading an interesting article the other day about how after World War II people were obviously opposed to populism, and by the '80s and certainly the '90s people that were born after the war had lost the awareness of the danger that hero worship creates.

At the same time, many organizations including government organizations had failed to update themselves over the years, so people romanticized the idea of someone walking in and magically making the correct snap judgments that would remedy the situation. This was so pervasive in the business world I think in part because it allowed corporate executives to justify f****** over ordinary employees. If the company makes or breaks because of one person at the top, who cares if you're paying people minimum wage and they can't even afford to pay for dental care or a car.

What amazed me is how long that vision of Steve Jobs stuck around. Even in recent years people have been praising him, but if you think of the value in his company, it's mostly a load of s***. Those phones and computers are incredibly overpriced, and they have so many bad aspects, especially lock-in, which most people intuitively understand these days. And still we have Apple addicts.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This is the internet. You can say the word fucking.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 6 hours ago

Especially considering it's what about 95% of all the websites are based on.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not an Apple fan, I never liked the way he dictated form and function and told everyone to fuck off about their feelings. Now that said, his leadership did bring some things to market that would not have grown organically, for better or for worse.

The competition had to contend with good phone battery life, unibody laptops with high DPI screens, and large touchpads with physical feedback. Left to their own devices, these companies would have just kept regurgitating/iterating the same cheap designs they had made for decades.

He wasn't magic; if he had any superpower, it was attracting and retaining talent.

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Apple just packaged shit other companies made with extraordinary marketing. Like the ipod circle everybody went nuts for they settled a lawsuit with creative because of patent infringement. I actually had a creative zen and loved it because it didn't have Apple software trying to control my music library.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

I think if they would have kept the original tactile wheel that spun they would have been fine. When they redid it into a touch sensitive ring they were screwed.

A lot of the design elements came out of Johnny Ive, honestly I never really liked most of their design elements. But they did try to bring some premium look and feel in a time when every laptop out there was just plastic trash.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jobs created toxic work environments. That’s nothing to envy. Nothing to replicate. But we’re in a capitalist society so fuck your feelings.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

That’s nothing to envy.

I don't think that word, or anything like it appeared in my statement.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Where is the "genius"?

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

[–] Gumusservi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

true, with just an apple a day only the forensic pathologist will show up

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He tried to fight P.C. with apples.

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Jesus Christ. That is fucking poetry.

[–] cdkg@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Steve jobs ain't a genius. He was just a good salesman.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The sales people almost always end up doing well in companies. And then when they get high up in the company they only value others ability to make sales and work for bonuses. As time goes on a company's e-suite gets more and more saturated with charismatic dummies who will do anything for a buck, leaving less room for good administrators and engineers.

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[–] Lionheadbud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Steve Jobs did actually have multiple operations

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Jobs paved the way for Musk. I hate that he's so often cited as a genius to look up to in the tech world

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not musk, the entire silicon valley fake it and hope you make it mindset. Jobs opened the door for Holmes. Jobs opened the door for Uber to completely make up a business plan. Jobs opened the door to Elon buying "founder" status. His genius contribution is in making the tech industry the batch of lying scum it is today.

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Which is one of the reasons I'm giving up on working in tech despite having a PhD from my home country in Telecommunications. I have skills and could learn the ones I lack but I just don't have the mindset and attitude and don't feel like developing them. I'd rather code my own projects in my own way while remaining underemployed.

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People mistaking Marketing people for tech genies happens to often.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe, but then you also have people like my brother who basically worship Jobs, and say shit like "Wozniak is expendable."

I told him people like Wozniak are the real geniuses who actually make shit work, and he told me straight faced that without people like Jobs people like Wozniak will probably just have a desk job.

[–] WagyuSneakers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People that worship psuedo intellectuals like Jobs are just coping with that fact that they're less intelligent. Sales dudes love having sales rule over engineering. I'd go as far to say it's difficult to be a decent human being and in sales at the same time.

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[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago

I find it really amusing to know Bill Gates ones made fun of him:

"Steve's achievements are all the more impressive when you know that he couldn't look at a piece of code and know what it was."

However he also said:

"Clearly, he had so many skills that I didn't, but we were both a little bit pied pipers in terms of getting people to work ridiculous hours."

Which really should tell you everything you need to know given who made the money and how many people were made to work "ridiculous hours".

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The behind the bastards episodes on Jobs was really eye-opening to just how awful of a leader he was

[–] Juice@midwest.social 60 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Being rich makes you so divorced from consequences that you start to believe that what is in your brain is what is real. Money isn't what we think it is.

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[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Also bought his way up the organ donor list even after he took so long ignoring it, passing over a bunch of people who should have had claim to it and some who died instead, all just so he could die anyway because he took too long to get treatment. Failed so hard multiple people died.

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[–] Tiger_Man_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 120 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] wieson@feddit.org 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Back on the old site on one of those text based subreddits there was a question posted:

Would you rather have free WiFi wherever you go, or any apple product you wish at any time.

My (then unrotted) brain was like: mmh WiFi everywhere is good, but apple cake, apple pie, apple sauce, apple spritz, apple cider, apple strudel, dried apples... Yeah I'm going with apple products

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wifi might become obsolete some time in the future, but apple pie is eternal.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] narfer@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago

This 😂. A fucking genius choosing pseudoscience...

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

where’s the lie?

[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 169 points 2 days ago (34 children)

There is a distinct type of person, very good at one thing, that is unable to understand that doesn’t translate to the rest of their life. Easiest to describe them as a high int, low wis character.

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