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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 86 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That person doesn’t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The picture was shared by the person in the picture

I was concerned about that too at first

https://lemm.ee/comment/18622489

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅

[–] mearce@programming.dev 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What did they intend for this picture, I wondee?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Wondee!

I feel they didn't intend the picture at all, they found themselves in that situation and their SO, roommate or whatever took it.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

How can you guys tell? It seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd stage for your gross-out memes insta.

[–] hypna@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You guys are only working on one project at a time?

I'm working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

High priority is a key piece of information here.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sadly it’s usually a shit in the shower situation.

[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with the ol’ waffle stomp.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Gongin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Stomp the poo through the shower grates, unless this was rhetorical.

Typo

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, the delightful moment when you hear about this one for the first time. Truly beautiful to witness.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the Internet is joking about it.

Pretty sure.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm glad i got to be here when you learned about this

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Said management.

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

what the actual fuck. 🤮

[–] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 20 points 1 day ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really like that font what is it?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Save the picture, crop it to the text only and upload it here: https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee -3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

~~This picture looks like it was taken without permission~~

~~OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from~~

EDIT:

Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit from cm0002s screenshot is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅