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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] nani@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Eat Domino's pizza. It gives me constipation everytime I eat it.

[–] voluntaryexilecat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

May I suggest to get a foldable potty instead? They are super light and the size of an original Gameboy when folded. Combined with plastic bags and silicapowder (do not eat) it will help you stay healthy instead of dehydrated and constipated. If amazon is not fast enough, check the nearest baby mart. If you are just shy, there are also foldable privacy shields (camping section) available to let you do your business with privacy.

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[–] PrimordialSoup@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Best of luck

[–] KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna leave my mark here

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[–] takeonme@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This entire thread is just… wow.

[–] little_hoarse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Don’t drink coffee

[–] rjb@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just finished watched Alone: Australia, one guy didn't eat for over 20 days. Fasting may be a good option for avoiding needing to poo. I'd imagine you'd have to start that process maybe a day or two early. To get the best effect.

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[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/Z54XNJivHOs I was there at the dawn of the third age of mime kind

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Try asking the bottoms from the lgbtq+ communities.

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[–] person@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Nut Butters: Peanut or almond butter in small jars or packets. They are calorie-dense and can be eaten in small quantities.

Crackers: Plain crackers are low in fiber and can be filling.

Cheese: Hard cheeses like cheddar can be easy on the stomach and don’t require refrigeration for short periods.

Protein Bars: Opt for bars that are low in fiber.

Dried Meat: Such as beef jerky, can be a good source of protein.

Nuts and Seeds: In moderation, these can be good sources of energy.

Bottled Water: You’ll need to stay hydrated, but since you mentioned you can’t pee very often, drink just enough to not feel thirsty.

Electrolyte packets or tablets: To keep your electrolyte balance in check without consuming too much liquid.

Godspeed!

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[–] Xaxetrov@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I was there.

[–] Facoris@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the birth of something great

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[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 2 points 2 years ago
[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

GOMAD - Gallon Of Milk A Day

Can't promise you won't have severe diarrhea

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