I feel like this name addresses the problem of services claiming to be microservices when they're not.
Does that even happen? cat is micro, sed is micro, systemd isn't and doesn't claim to be
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I feel like this name addresses the problem of services claiming to be microservices when they're not.
Does that even happen? cat is micro, sed is micro, systemd isn't and doesn't claim to be
no services, fuck you
Metaservices.