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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

Let's play coin flip!

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Am I in the Metropolitan area?

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[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Are we in the blast zone of the nuke?

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait, what does the middle track do?

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[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet

[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I like those odds

[–] fallowseed@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

deepmind: tr0ll3y m4n r3f3rs t0....

[–] sga@lemmings.world 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

my family is dying and i dont like it, atleast get me on the tracks with them, would not be able to live with the guilt anyway

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