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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

"Got a quarter for the payphone?"

[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 3 points 6 days ago

"Contrary to popular belief..."

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I need to turn my DLP projection TV to Circuit City.

[–] arsCynic@beehaw.org 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"I wish no one would assassinate billionaires."

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

"Let me check for the address and a map in this phone book."

You're on next, Mr. Dangerfield.

[–] dumples@midwest.social 1 points 5 days ago

The invasion of Iraq was a great decision. The region will be much safer

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Why did you remove me from your top 8 friends?

[–] JWBananas@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

My book is due back at the library, and I have to rewind it.

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future.

Pepsi: The choice of a new generation.

Mcdonalds has Pizza now?

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I started screening my phone calls.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 116 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 97 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Call me after 9. I ran out of minutes."

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"No body ever got fired for choosing IBM"

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

β€œJared from Subway is such an inspiration!”

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't believe gas is over $2 a gallon now.

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