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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You gotta enter the building to reach the CEO taps forehead

[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Literal career assassins? Could this dumb world get THAT cyberpunk?

Headline: “Another accounting assassin, another salaried slayer, another rich revolutionary, leaves employer headless while leaving $300K savings account to save babies with cancer”

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

ain't no rest for the wicked

[–] DrDeadCrash@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And money don't grow on trees

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

And even maintaining Lemmy ain't free...

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[–] anus@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Lots of refreshingly, considered takes on Lemmy today

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

Basically every person with a job, usually and specially in this market.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Wait, will it make my body look that fit?

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Someone has to learn the government secrets so they can spill it to the revolutionaries later when they become disillusioned so they can build their own weapons.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Before reading the text I was expecting a Saddam joke. After reading seems even more applicable.

[–] scaredoftrumpwinning@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It could be worse like the insurance industry. It's bad that we need tools of war, but it is not like raping you and your doctor for your health care while making the CEO and investors rich.

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