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Not only will you die, but so will your entire family and your pets.

This is so you are incentivised to stay alive.

Rules:

  • You cannot refuse this, refusal is also instant death, along with everyone mentioned above.

  • You have absolute authority over the entire world.

  • Every person has a non-removable brain implant that allows them to vote "Approve", "Disapprove", or "Abstain from vote". These are completely immune to hacking.

  • Every above age 18 can vote.

  • You must maintain 50% + 1 vote of "Approve", exactly 50% Approve / 50% Disapprove still means death for you. "Abstain" is not a vote means it isn't counted.

  • The effects don't apply until at least 50% of the population has voted. If you get more 51% disapproval, you'll still live as long as theres less than 50% of the votes submitted.

  • If someone dies before voting, their vote automatically becomes "Disapprove" (So you don't get any ideas of committing genocides)

  • Once a vote is submitted, it stays valid even if the person died. A person could also make their implant automatically change vote if they die. So someone could have their vote be set at "Approve" but becomes "Disapprove" upon death.

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[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Rig the approve system.

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Eradicate poverty and cars. Hey guess what drivers, you hate driving, that's why you rush until it's over. So I'll make public transit so fast and reliable that driving will finally be treated as primitive as it actually is.

Free apartments for all. Luxury apartments cost money. Unwanted, dangerous, and unpleasant jobs are automated with AI.

All debt is forgiven and you have a clean slate. Everyone now has a credit score of 700. Kickstart your best life.

Happy population means more locally owned businesses, less crime, less mental illness, less of a declining birth rate.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey guess what drivers, you hate driving

I love driving. That’s why I have two cars. A nice, comfortable, efficient, daily driver that makes my commute nice. And a fun car, for when I want fun.

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the classic "driving is fun, it's just The People that make it stressful". How many people did you swear at on the road this month? And how many pedestrians did you beep at or inch towards while they were crossing the street?

Where did I say anything about other people in my comment?

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 1 points 1 week ago

All debt? Does that include companies too?

They’ve borrowed at least billions to grow their businesses, and that sort of money won’t just disappear without a trace. In this case, the trace would probably include economic instability of some sort. There’s a reason why central banks use interest rate to influence borrowing and inflation.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How often do these vote cycles occur? I would argue that most distuptive changes will make things worse before they change to the better.

Ending capitalism, forgiving all debt etc. will lead to huge chaos in the short and medium term. Even thought in the long term, it might turn into a much better system, you'd need a lot of time to rebuild society and people to see the positive in it.

I think that's also an issue of today's democracies. If you're elected, you have just a relatively short period of time before the next election. If you aim for big reforms, you might be still in the 'make things worse' phase after the first legislation period and people will vote for an opposing party. They undo everything you did, again making things worse without ever achieving their own vision.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Basically, in this hypothetical, people jusr submit a "approve" or "disapprove" via their brain implant, and it gets instantly gets counted (for "plot magic" reasons okay). Once submitted, it remains that way until the person change it. It can be changed any time.

Example: In the morning, they see news of you giving out money to everyone, check their bank and voila money, they are happy and they vote "Approve". In the afternoon, they get news report of you are helping minorities, and oopsie the same person is also a racist and didn't like that you are helping the minorites which they hate, so they change it to "Disapprove". People could also set it to automatically change to "Disapprove" upon death in order to disincentivise you ordering their execution. If they never summitted any votes, and they die, its also a "Disapprove".

TLDR: There are no "election cycles" you are constantly being judged.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Then, I think your best chances of survival would be being as invisible as possible. Only react to urgent issues, don't address systematic issues and if you're forced to give a statement, remain vague and unclear. It's not great for society in the longterm but I think any disruptive change will make people confused, annoyed, insecure or angry. Even though they get used to the change quickly or even like it, instant voting will be your death sentence.

Another strategy may be to distract people from issues. Sport events, drugs, parties, censorship. Keep up the illusion of everything going well while the world goes down the drain.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Literally the whole process the US just endured. (And has been enduring, and will probably continue to endure) (Please help)

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Well, I don't really mind death, and no pets or dependants, and I feel humans have had their run, order sterilisation of everyone all ages. Don't want to kill anyone, just puff out over time, we had our run. Time for something else to have a shot.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I don't. Nobody has the magical ability to make anyone listen to them.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I get convicted for rape and fraud. We have empirical evidence that it works.

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