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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

I've been naughty

  • Sex

  • Drugs

  • Rock and Roll

(I don't think he minds)

  • Mowed down a dozen cyclists in my Cybertruck and got off because I'm friends with the police

(Now he might mind)

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Santa stopped visiting my home a long time ago

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No he hasn't. He's just stopped letting you know when he's been there.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Probably comes over to silently judge while I'm sleeping