this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

You're not stuck with it Anon. You can use something different!

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm sure that's Fireship, without clicking the link.

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[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I really enjoyed the text.

From the perspective of a python programmer it all seems valid.

A Java-Dev would probably write the same about an embedded engineer.

[–] MajorasMaskForever@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

As embedded dev, the stack trace alone scares me. It would be funny to watch the Java runtime blow the 8 frame deep stack on a PIC18 tho

[–] MooseTheDog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Sorry, you had a small error in the spacings of your post; Therefore I cannot parse a thing you're saying. Didn't mean to scare you with a semicolon either. It's just a tool in language's to end a clause and begin a related, independent clause. That could be useful somewhere...

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[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I started with java for school. The day I tried C for the first time I was flabbergasted, "what do you mean it doesn't matter which order I put things in?"

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think Lemmy would've let you post a smaller image.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks fine in the Eternity app.
Unless OP fixed it already.

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[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Must be several years old - otherwise, javafx deserves quite a bit more ire.

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I still think Java is good for teaching newbies precisely because it will throw an error quickly if they are doing it wrong.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Rust over there like

Hey kid, tired of putting off your problems?

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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Java is terrible and I hated it but I feel like this stuff is not why, this mostly just seems like stuff that most powerful object oriented languages do.

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