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They could have fitted the whole ring / tape / mouse assembly into a small paper bag Aragorn could have kept it in his jacket and fed it little bits of lembas on the way how lovely x

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[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 191 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (8 children)

Sam did bear the weight of the ring, its hard to convey in the movie but the book makes it clear. Sam just had an iron will.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 96 points 11 months ago

AND he hadn't already been carrying the ring the whole fucking way like Frodo did!

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's both an iron will and a life goal that isn't really susceptible to corruption. The ring takes the thing you want most and connects itself to that in your mind, twisting your goals to accomplish what it wants.

I'm not really certain what value being temporarily invisible has when all you want to do is garden. Hell, I don't even think a giant army or conquering the whole world would help either. Just means a more overwhelming garden, which defeats the point.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 81 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I mean that's the reason Hobbits in general can withstand the Ring longer than any other race of Middle Earth. They just want a quiet life without any fuss and that's pretty much the opposite of what the Ring can promise them.

Ring: I can make you rich!

Hobbit: Eh, than my cousins will pester me all day.

Ring: I can make you strong!

Hobbit: What for? I have an ox for that.

Ring: I can make you king of all!

Hobbit: That's even worse than rich!

Ring: Exasperated sigh

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ring: Fine! I can give you third breakfast!

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

But I'm busy eating elevenses right now! Maybe we can have third breakfast tomorrow?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He was really just sick and fucking tired of the Lembas bread that much.

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Really the whole story of Sam could be boiled down to drive of a man who really wanted to get back to a life of a good women and great food.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] s_s@lemmy.one 11 points 11 months ago

Sam is the main character in the book

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[–] vankappa@lemmy.world 114 points 11 months ago (2 children)

no it's cause Sam was a fucking saint

[–] yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is my headcanon and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Yeah sam is the true king imo 👑

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 101 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought Sam did put on the ring in the books.

It also affected Boromir just being around it.

Didn't Smeagol kill a friend just to have it before even wearing it?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 101 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes. Basically, Sam was practically only one in the Fellowship who could resist the temptations of The Ring, because he had really simple desires.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I dunno... he didn't have it for very long in the films, then hesitated when Frodo asked for it back. He resisted the ring, but it still affected him a little bit.

[–] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (15 children)

It was more a concern for Frodo as Frodo was desperatefor the ring at the time.

In the book it shows you how the ring attempted to corrupt him and he kind of went "meh" at it.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 76 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The mouse definitely would have escaped and ran straight to Sauron.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yep. This particular configuration only works because of Sam's devotion to Frodo.

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[–] ProxyTheAwesome@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That, or Boromir would FUCK THAT MOUSE UP and take the ring for himself

The ring can obviously influence people around the ringbearer and not just the ringbearer themselves, as seen by Boromir and Faramir being tempted by it and Smeagle killing his friend for it.

Hobbits are just very good natured and resistant to the evil influence of the ring, especially Sam it seems

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now I'm picturing Boromir cornering the mouse, drawing his sword, and stating "thou hast squeaked thy last squeak" as the mouse runs back and forth in the corner, trying to escape.

[–] ProxyTheAwesome@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

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[–] corship@feddit.de 59 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Sam just had the strength to resist the ring.

He didn't crave for power, but only for food and peace.

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but through that mouse, the ring would wield a power too squeak and scratch to imagine.

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[–] Rastenor@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Consider this: Frodo is the mouse

[–] Muun@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Yup. As a maiar, this is basically what Gandalf did.

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[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Was magic ring ever explained on a technical level? I thought all we know is it wants to be with sauron and it makes angels shit themselves.

For all we know putting it on a mouse gives everyone mouse nightmares and make them worship the mouse as mouse king before they take it straight to sauron.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you not have the Official Middle Earth Technical Manual?

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I'm sure an invisible mouse with an evil, human-level intelligence in its head and a total commitment to do the latter's bidding would have gone much better than what happened

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But that mouse would have become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And would sing 🎵 HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! 🎵

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[–] PZK@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

This would create quite an evil mouse. I imagine the risk here is that the mouse would break free and run away with the ring and bring it to Sauron.

Edit: Someone already beat me to it.

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[–] soupspoon@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The mouse would have chewed through the pocket and run away as soon as it could

[–] FuntyMcCraiger@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or possibly climb the nearest thing to get eaten by a bird, kinda like what Frodo did with the nazgul.

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[–] Tyfud@lemmy.one 20 points 11 months ago
[–] axont@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

They should have laid a long garden hose all the way to mt doom and pushed the ring though it with a bicycle pump

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[–] MechKit@beehaw.org 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, just proves Sam is the real hero of the story.

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[–] Daisyifyoudo@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yes. There could have been a thousand things that could of happened and then we wouldn't have had this book, or the trilogy, or the landscape of modern day fantasy as we know it.

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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Impressive that he got it correct and incorrect in the same sentence.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Until the mouse kills all of them.

[–] slugo@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The ring shrinks down to fit the mouse sized knuckle. After disappearing, the mouse would have hopped on on of those massive eagles and flown away from the volcano.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This is the LOTR equivalent of berdly-actually "ACTUALLY the transporter can do almost anything in Star Trek and should be used constantly to solve every problem and renders every other technology on the show obsolete, including the spaceships themselves" and it is only cute in very small doses.

[–] ProxyTheAwesome@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

The original was "why didn't the eagles fly to mordor and drop the ring in the top of the volcano" which was funnier the first time than the thousandth time. You're right that these witty workarounds are only funny the first time and tire quickly.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Gollum would've jumped into the fires with the mouse and that wouldn't be ok.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They could tie the ring to a balloon and push it along.

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