this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Mr Data, disable AdBlock."
"Are you certain, Captain? I advise against it."
"Proceed, Mr Data."
"Very well, Sir..."

HOT LONELY SINGLES NEAR YOU IN >DELTA QUADRANT< ARE WAITING RIGHT NOW TO HEAR FROM YOU!

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mr Worf scoffing in disgust at the screen

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Scotty letting out a long whistle as he unscrews the cap off his phaser-shaped whisky flask

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This just made me think about the early episode where they encounter a planet that was wiped out by, essentially, a used car salesman AI and the product it was selling.

Why did nobody call tech support? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

IIRC, the tech support's civilization was extinct.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

A most excellent meme

[–] Rand0mA@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Your FTL subscription has expired.....

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Mr. Worf, arm phasers; lock a tractor beam into the Ferengi vessel.

[–] uxia@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rule of Acquisition #345 Never let silly hooman ad blockers stand in the way of profitable opportunity.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would look at the ad if they didn't insert 12 ads for a 15 minute video.

[–] XaeroDegreaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Grimble@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Million dollar idea: Install adblock for your ship's communications, track everyone who contacts you through ad analytics, profit

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