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I pulled this from a shop. (infosec.pub)
submitted 6 months ago by Doods@infosec.pub to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Good to see they're branching out with their business model. Can't just commit to a single strategy these days. Sometimes it helps to rebase your priorities to avoid creating new issues.

Ok, bad jokes aside, how did it taste?

[–] Doods@infosec.pub 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Didn't eat it, have to wait for sunset.

Probably tastes the same as other cheap options, they rarely differ in taste.

Edit: I am really bad at tasting things, but I don't think it tasted different from what I expected.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

a fellow two marshmallow kid, I see

[–] Doods@infosec.pub 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What does that even mean?

[–] GroteStreet@aussie.zone 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Look up "Stanford marshmallow experiment".

[–] Doods@infosec.pub 1 points 6 months ago

Immediately recognized that experiment.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think I know you

[–] Doods@infosec.pub 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

After searching your comment history for the string: "Doods" (all case) I have something to tell you: git off social media, it took me minutes of flipping pages to reach 5 month old comments before surrendering; I do feel like I know you as well.

Regarding the general feeling, I experience a similar thing with someone else:

@PanArab@lemmy.ml, who is noticeable for having one of the few Arabic names on Lemmy, تحريرها كلها ممكن (freeing it all is possible) and for being the moderator of !israelicrimes@lemmy.ml, and for being from Saudi Arabia, we could tell that because:

a) He has its flag on his account.

b) He put a picture of an expensive car on top of it, further proving he is from Saudi Arabia (لا مؤاخذة) (Sorry for teasing you)

Edit: he apparently moderates many other things as well.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I meant in real life. But perhaps not.

[–] PanArab@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

لا مؤاخذة 😞

[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

echo "calories" >> .gitignore

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 23 points 6 months ago

Hope you requested before you pulled

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 months ago

git: 'extra' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

You should clone it for unlimited snacking.

[–] Doods@infosec.pub 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Purely for this post.

[–] Doods@infosec.pub 5 points 6 months ago

Produced by Sasco food industries.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn't git an insult for the British

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

It also means "go!" (Imperative) in Turkish, so I'm wondering if this is a Topkek situation

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

Bisect it!

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

It's a git gat bar!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Issue: ... ~~filled& coated~~ ...

Pettifogger's Pedantic Pull Request: ... filled & coated ...

[–] MultipleAnimals@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

git gud?

[–] catacomb@beehaw.org 1 points 6 months ago

Did you pull it before checkout?