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Showerthoughts

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[โ€“] papajohn@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about the phone? No body washes their phone after pooping.

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[โ€“] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You don't clean your belts? ๐Ÿคข

You don't need to throw it in the washing machine to clean it. That's not the only way to wash clothing, guys. At least hit that shit with a spray on sanitizer like Lysol or something once in a while.

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[โ€“] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

wish I could unknow this now

[โ€“] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why I wear suspenders

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[โ€“] popemichael@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You gotta keep your belt clean.

You never know when it's going to be used for a naughty time

[โ€“] Falmarri@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're talking about choking, right?

[โ€“] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

David Carradine over here.

[โ€“] amberlink@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

are you pooping on your hands? Why would you be worried about "touching" anything after pooping unless you're getting poop all over your hands.

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[โ€“] Grass@geddit.social -4 points 1 year ago

Who even wears belts?

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