this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] kn33@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Can't cover everything. Gotta leave some things up to your immune system.

[–] papajohn@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about the phone? No body washes their phone after pooping.

[–] Chrisosaur@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

The phone goes away before the tp gets involved, and doesn’t come out again until I’ve washed my hands. We’re good on that front.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Give the belt a good ol' wet wipe swipe

[–] cornbread@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay but how often are you touching your belt after you’re done in the bathroom and have washed your hands?

[–] TheAndrewBrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cowboys do. They got their thumbs in their belts all the time. Maybe that’s why they’re dying out…

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