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[–] quicken@aussie.zone 114 points 1 year ago (9 children)

The best ones show a port scan. The worst just show scrolling html source code.

[–] DeadNinja@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The legendary ones show a "BREACH" at the target systems, in Red Bold Times New Roman font size 150.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 39 points 1 year ago

Extra point if they have the PowerPoint shuttle controls visible in the bottom-left corner.

[–] aksdb@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A serif font on a computer display?! Appalling! Sacrilegious!

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…unnatural.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Like being able to tell l from I.

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