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Anon reads between the lines (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] scrion@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (10 children)
  1. Quiet comes into frame, PoV happens to focus on the bucket so the first thing that to end up in the center are her boobs
  2. Quiet leaves, someone thought the player needed a power zoom on her ass and added a matching sound to it
  3. They made her hum and dance in a jail cell, while randos in the background mumble Oh, she's a hot girl, what I wouldn't do...

Honestly, the zoom gets me the most. Why was that added? How do you get away with something like that?

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat -4 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Because they are made by, and for, assholes.

None of the Metal Gear games after the original NES one did anything for me, so I didn't really get it and wasn't aware, but yes every time I learn something new about it ("she breathes through her skin that's why she's half naked all the time") it just reinforces the original judgement.

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

The original NES one

Now this is primo bait

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 2 days ago

THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE.

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