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[–] DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Aight, so whomever needs to hear this. The average vaginal canal is only about 3-4 inches long and might lengthen to about 5 inches if relaxed. Despite what bad porn anatomy might tell you it can hurt to go deeper than that. All of the nerve endings are clustered at the opening.

The prostate is two inches deep. Virtually all the same mechanics apply.

Your penis is fine.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (14 children)

This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought "I'm not sadistic enough for this girl" during sex before.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, how dare people with big dicks share their experiences! They can’t possibly have any issues worth complaining about. Thus, every time they reference themselves, they are inherently “bragging.”

What childish nonsense.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And that's the problem with being well endowed. It comes with its own problems and you can't openly talk about it because someone always goes "Boo hoo you got a big dick, shut up"

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It goes the same for women with big chests. I have to order my bras online and they’re expensive as shit, but according to some people out there, I’m not allowed to complain.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah "well endowed" goes for both sides.

There's also back issues for breasts. Some women get reductions for it.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You read these two comments and are still sticking with 'the bigger, the better'?

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, not having a vagina negates the 5 inch depth limit.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

How else am I going to attract girls who negate the depth limit?

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