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Java Bros (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 51 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

C# is better than java just because it doesn't have as much brain rotting "DesIgN PaTTeRnS" gurus

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 4 points 14 hours ago

Instead you get rotten-brained dependency injection rules.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 23 hours ago

Also, optional value semantics. I love value semantics!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

A shame there is no real FOSS movement behind it (for what I know) it could do with some modernization.

[–] lexiw@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean? The entire stack is open source.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I'm just hoping for a more thriving community behind it.

[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 1 points 6 hours ago

I think that is probably due to the places where it shrines isn't often a FOSS area. All my corporate use was for these massive windows applications. FOSS many times are small teams making very targeted solutions. Aside from Android, it feels like Java programmers are picking java out of personal skill. I don't known what apps I use would be a good target for C#.

[–] adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 1 points 10 hours ago

Its basically a requirement for the OSEP cert put out by offsec so there are a fair amount of cybersec guys who at least piddle with it if you are looking for some projects or a community hopefully that is a good start.