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Anon studies Buddhism (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In response to calling a prophet bald:

"So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths." -New King James bible, 2 Kings 2:24

This is the real way to turn the other cheek

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

My childhood bestie's dad was one of the only bald men in our church. He pulled out this story every time anyone in our youth group mentioned it.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, Kings is wild.