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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Wildfire0Straggler3@lemm.ee -5 points 2 days ago (15 children)

That would have been an easy lay for anon.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 11 points 2 days ago (9 children)

You guys are SO FRICKIN' WEIRD.

I am extremely weird, man, I'm not trying to judge someone in any sense for being weird or asocial or whatever. But what sort of porn logic is this where someone's opposite-sex friend is lightly flirting with him and the widely upvoted reactions range from "SHE'S AN EMOTIONAL TRAINWRECK RUN AWAY SHE DESERVES TO SUFFER" all the way to "FUCK HER, FUCK HER BRAINS OUT, SHE WANTS IT!"

It's not even clear that she likes him for real. Sometimes friends interact with each other. Jesus Christ man. This is a fairly normal type of human interaction, not anything advanced or sophisticated, and the majority Lemmy opinion is apparently just a big sperglord house of horrors.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Back in the good ol' days we understood that the internet is all lies and only exists for porn.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It has been 11,182 days since it began.

The... they kept coming, and joining... and the seasons lost their familiarity... their very meaning... it became just a blurring vortex, an intensifying torrent of ever increasing ignorance and rage.

I ... can barely remember now, what it was like before...

11,182 days ... of September.

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