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The horror, momentarily, abates (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] WuceBrillis@lemm.ee 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

Okay first thing i do is i turn on the water, and hold the shower head in my hand, pointing it away from myself until the water is hot.

Then i quickly spray the water all over my body, so i am completely wet. Then hang up the shower head, and step under it.

Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.

Then i put shampoo in my hair, armpits and crotch, then finally soap everywhere else.

Make sure to get all the soap off, then dry myself. Total of ~45min.

[โ€“] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.

After this, I first need to remember if I'm already done washing myself or haven't started yet.

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