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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server

So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

Correlates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Sounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.

[–] VerbFlow@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

"Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner"