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[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 112 points 2 days ago (15 children)

Interesting how this short story includes height

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I think it sets up the scene, of her having to look up at his face a little bit

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)

See a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. "What?" He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. "I'm just glad I met you."

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

proceeds to squash him with her head

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

"Gimme some forehead baby"

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