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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 166 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Protip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you're shitting.

[–] Rafael@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for the shitty tip!

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A shitty tip is when your partner didn't wipe before anal

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a gay bottom (gottom™), your partner should be doing more than wiping before anal

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Yes I know. It just doesn't really work with the joke when you explain that they need to also use a nozzle / douche to clean out from the inside.

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