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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] arc@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Could be worse, could be programming Javascript (or Typescript).

[–] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

I love javascript. Shit. Just. Works.

Even if you, the programmer, are a complete fucking moron, by god javascript will try to make your program run as long as possible.

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Even if you, the programmer, are a complete fucking moron, by god javascript will try to make your program run as long as possible.

I mean it might not work as intended but it'll run and not complain!

[–] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

god damn right

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