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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They forgot to mention that production Java applications apparently need to log a certain minimum number of completely meaningless stacktraces per hour to work properly. Or at least I assume that is the case from the fact that all of them do that.

[–] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Best with an old and vulnerable log4j on a Windows log server.

We don't know what'll happen if we update. And we don't know if the dude who coded it will answer our calls. YOLO!

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

At that point, just kill the VM the app is running on and deal with the fallout.