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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd go crazy if I had to sit with a lump under one ass cheek.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

First world problems. "My wallet is so thick that I call it a lump".

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

My empty wallet is still a lump.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

? My "wealth" such as it is is 2 credit cards, a debit card, and an id. If you're carrying around every card you have, you have no plan. Figure out your spending to maximize credit card points. Why would I have my travel credit card with me in the grocery store? I'd have my everyday points card.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't you ever just get the urge to keep on driving and never go back?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I love this comment

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If don't have your travel credit card, you'll miss out on points while escaping.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When did I suggest I was escaping? I'm at the grocery store.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Did you get anything good at the grocery store?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

Always. Cash back too

[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Don't disagree. Small wallet for front pocket is my go to. Just was saying "it makes sense".